Ladies's Love...

A husband wakes up at home with a huge
hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first
thing he sees
is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the
side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of
him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that
it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest
of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the
table.
“Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go
grocery shopping.
Love You!”
Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the
kitchen and
sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the
morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, “Son,
what happened last night?”
His son says, “Well, you came home around 3
AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave
yourself a black eye
when you stumbled into the door”. Confused, the
man asks,
“So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?
I should expect a big quarrel with her!”
His son replies, “Oh, that! Mom dragged you to
the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes
off,
you said,
“LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I’M MARRIED . . . !”