Just Smile...

The KGB had an opening for an assassin. After all
of the background checks, interviews, and testing
were done there were three finalists — two men
and one woman. For the final test, the KGB
agents took one of the men to a large metal door
and handed him a gun.
“ We must know that you will follow your
instructions, no matter what the circumstances.
Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in
a chair. You have to kill her. ”
The first man said.“You can’t be serious. I could
never shoot my wife, ”
The agent replies, “Then you’re not the right man
for this job."
The second man was given the same
instructions. He took the gun and went into the
room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then
the agent came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried,
but I can’t kill my wife.”
The agent replies, “You don’t have what it takes.
Take your wife and go home. ”
Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was
told to kill her husband. She took the gun and
went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot
after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was
quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood
the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow
and said, “You guys didn’t
tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had
to beat him to death with the chair..... ”